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Lettuce isnt meat.
it must be spinach
i think that's what spinach does on a pizza. makes the topping spinachy
it might be quite hard to take back now. its in my tummy.
hold out hand, expectant of cash.
Recieve blow to face instead.
i dont explain the puke. the puke is just there and i expect money for it. money for puke would be cool....no it wouldnt.
the bits of chewed up lettuce inexplicably partly-digested with the remnants of a 'meat feast' pizza is all the clues they need.
then say refund plz.
on the receipt.
1. buy food
2. eat half of the food
3. throw up on sainsbury's counter claiming it was all of the food and receive refund
4. eat the other half of food