can fuck off. this fat fat woman (who had three paninis and a baguette for lunch today) which is neither here nor there keeps telling me what to do and she is a receptionist...it's always 'chris do a pool test' or 'shouldn't you and the other lifeguards find something to do' (when we're actually doing something) ah she does my head in.....also we have a tanoy at work and we're all allowed to use it so i went to use it today and she snatched it off me when i was half way through making an announcement and said 'only *I* make call outs'.....no you fat bitch, you work 6 hours a week and all you do is eat, fuck off and go to McDonalds....i regret nothing