We have our big office Christmas party on December 4th – Jay-Z's birthday, fact fans* – and the theme is America. Which, to my mind, is far too broad a theme...
Anyway, someone else in the subs department is going as Jackie O, so I was considering just buying a JFK mask, wearing a suit and covering the back of my head in fake blood. But I'm sure there are better ideas out there. And if you come up with something and then think, "Nah, far too offensive" – don't worry, just blurt it out. Thanks in advance, team.
* I'm not going to go as Jay-Z, so don't bother suggesting it