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to actual sex?
Good Lord that was funny!
Sex generally requires effort, and can sometimes be a bit messy. And I don't like sleeping in a bed that smells of sex.
Much less mess.
If you don't eat the spunk your not having any pudding!
I'll have the cream of someyung guy!
Now put your clothes on and get out, bitch. You disgust me
Can't believe you breast fucked him.
With moobs like that, are you kidding?!?
he was wearing one of those man bras wasn't he?!
Have you been working out?
and wanking like a monkey keeps me in pretty good shape!
We really should do this again some time
Wow, you get nicer to me every time.
being finished off in a mouth is pretty darn good though
but I've never had 'actual sex'
If the act of intercourse goes on for 4 minutes or more, it goes under the heading of 'actual sex'.
Anything less then 4 minutes goes under the heading 'Judge_B special'
Let's talk grammar in a thread about head!
Always the editor.
not right now.
When I have sex I like to pretend I'm writing a tabloid news story. I scream a headline, whisper a sub-head then dive straight in. Every thirty seconds or so I like to shout a random word in bold and underline, then dive back in again.
I'M ABOUT TO PUMMEL YOU!
Bamos Enters The Forbidden Tunnel
Then sign off like I'm reporting from a warzone. This is bamos, for ITV news, deep in enemy territory.
When was the last time you had sex/wrote copy?
'She headed me' than 'She gave me head'
Is that okay, grammar man?
Too many giggles!
Does it come with a side-order?
is what guntrip likes to call the 'masseuse' he treats himself to at the end of the working week
it relates to a the mouth part of a head being used on genitals of either sex.
But...that's where cooties come from!
In that case, no, sex all the way.
or the term 'head' ?
Yeah, I like sex but sometimes it's hard to find a spare 6 hours in the day, isn't it?
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thin crust is for pansies vikkers
Deep pan is far too bready.
and garlic and herb sauce FTW
but i walked to the pizza place. that means it neutralises out the thick layer of cheese and shiny shiny grease, right?
Someone started talking about pizza.
That's going on my tombstone.
way to go virgins!
A combinatioon of both is preferable. But if I had to choose it'd be sex all the way. It's fun to share the sexy good times!
i probably prefer sex though