When I have sex I like to pretend I'm writing a tabloid news story. I scream a headline, whisper a sub-head then dive straight in. Every thirty seconds or so I like to shout a random word in bold and underline, then dive back in again.
I'M ABOUT TO PUMMEL YOU!
Bamos Enters The Forbidden Tunnel
*thrustthrustthrustthrustthrust*
JIMMY HILL
*thrustthrustthrustthrustthrust*
SINCLAIR C5
*thrustthrustthrustthrustthrust*
RELEASE!
*collapse*
Then sign off like I'm reporting from a warzone. This is bamos, for ITV news, deep in enemy territory.
not since he left the band and went all churchy
:'')
:D
Good Lord that was funny!
Me
Sex generally requires effort, and can sometimes be a bit messy. And I don't like sleeping in a bed that smells of sex.
Head can be rather messy too
Try swallowing it.
Much less mess.
You try swallowing it and then get back to me on that one!
It's full of good proteins!
If you don't eat the spunk your not having any pudding!
Chinese take away?
I'll have the cream of someyung guy!
There's only one way to find out!
Any volunteers?
Okay, I've done that!
Now what?
bf
Now put your clothes on and get out, bitch. You disgust me
:D
Can't believe you breast fucked him.
bf
With moobs like that, are you kidding?!?
hott
he was wearing one of those man bras wasn't he?!
We're you watching?
I was the one in the gimp mask holding you down!
That was you?!
Have you been working out?
hundreds of cock push ups every day
and wanking like a monkey keeps me in pretty good shape!
bf
We really should do this again some time
I can put my clothes on?
Wow, you get nicer to me every time.
i like some of both
being finished off in a mouth is pretty darn good though
I've had sex
but I've never had 'actual sex'
You put on your robe and wizard hat
bf
If the act of intercourse goes on for 4 minutes or more, it goes under the heading of 'actual sex'.
Anything less then 4 minutes goes under the heading 'Judge_B special'
You missed the colon out of that heading.
Actually, would that even make grammatical sense?
Let's talk grammar in a thread about head!
Bamos
Always the editor.
He don't need this disease
not right now.
I'm just so wrapped up in my job.
When I have sex I like to pretend I'm writing a tabloid news story. I scream a headline, whisper a sub-head then dive straight in. Every thirty seconds or so I like to shout a random word in bold and underline, then dive back in again.
I'M ABOUT TO PUMMEL YOU!
Bamos Enters The Forbidden Tunnel
*thrustthrustthrustthrustthrust*
JIMMY HILL
*thrustthrustthrustthrustthrust*
SINCLAIR C5
*thrustthrustthrustthrustthrust*
RELEASE!
*collapse*
Then sign off like I'm reporting from a warzone. This is bamos, for ITV news, deep in enemy territory.
vomit
:'D Oh Good Lord I am literally in stiches!
Sinclair C5?
Jimmy Hill?
When was the last time you had sex/wrote copy?
I like to turn every sex© experience into an 80's theme party.
I think I'd prefer to say
'She headed me' than 'She gave me head'
Is that okay, grammar man?
colon
lolz.
:) Just saw that now!
Too many giggles!
Hahahahahaha
Does it come with a side-order?
hello, Friday afternoon!
guntrip are you excited about kim coming back in new 24
only if she gets eaten alive by a cougar, a survivalist and Chase
:D
is that that kuthbertsonny girl?
Friday Afternoon
is what guntrip likes to call the 'masseuse' he treats himself to at the end of the working week
*fist
TOO MUCH TEETH
^Likes to visit old people's homes
I wouldnt know
because Im not a guy
No
it relates to a the mouth part of a head being used on genitals of either sex.
You what?
But...that's where cooties come from!
I did. Untill now I guess
In that case, no, sex all the way.
calm down woman
its called 'head' for both males and females
I thought it was just for guys
being gone down on in general,
or the term 'head' ?
no no, just the term head
girls can get given head too.
bf
Yeah, I like sex but sometimes it's hard to find a spare 6 hours in the day, isn't it?
I didn't realise Sting
posted on DiS.
i havent ordered pizza for AGES
deep pan
thin crust is for pansies vikkers
deep pan = rubbish
^
This is the correct answer.
Deep pan is far too bready.
pepperoni, ham, chicken, red onion, maybe some sweetcorn
and garlic and herb sauce FTW
i got a takeaway pizza last saturday for the first time in ages
but i walked to the pizza place. that means it neutralises out the thick layer of cheese and shiny shiny grease, right?
anything good happened in this thread yet?
Bamos was quite funny.
Someone started talking about pizza.
typical virgins
"Bamos was quite funny."
That's going on my tombstone.
The one you gave your sister?
lolllaooalllolollllll!
wow i just read it.
way to go virgins!
you posted in it
x
Why do I have to choose?
It'll go on your ID card
..
A combinatioon of both is preferable. But if I had to choose it'd be sex all the way. It's fun to share the sexy good times!
Not me
Some cunt is taking the piss out of this thread (and threads of it's ilk)!!!!
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4145237
GET HIM!
i like both.thats a fair answer isnt it?
i probably prefer sex though