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Who here prefers head

moousee [Edit] [Delete] 100 replies 13:56, 21 November '08

to actual sex?

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  • not since he left the band and went all churchy

    soapy | 21 Nov '08, 13:57 | X
    • :'')

      whiterussian @soapy | 21 Nov '08, 13:58 | X
    • :D

      Good Lord that was funny!

      msmonipenni @soapy | 21 Nov '08, 14:05 | X
  • Me

    Sex generally requires effort, and can sometimes be a bit messy. And I don't like sleeping in a bed that smells of sex.

    theetersecrimp | 21 Nov '08, 13:57 | X
    • Head can be rather messy too

      msmonipenni @theetersecrimp | 21 Nov '08, 14:05 | X
      • Try swallowing it.

        Much less mess.

        sadpunk @msmonipenni | 21 Nov '08, 14:22 | X
        • You try swallowing it and then get back to me on that one!

          msmonipenni @sadpunk | 21 Nov '08, 14:29 | X
          • It's full of good proteins!

            If you don't eat the spunk your not having any pudding!

            Darcy @msmonipenni | 21 Nov '08, 14:33 | X
            • Chinese take away?

              I'll have the cream of someyung guy!

              Darcy @_vikram | 21 Nov '08, 14:41 | X
              • There's only one way to find out!

                Any volunteers?

                sadpunk @aishapra | 21 Nov '08, 14:42 | X
              • Okay, I've done that!

                Now what?

                sadpunk @msmonipenni | 21 Nov '08, 14:34 | X
                • bf

                  Now put your clothes on and get out, bitch. You disgust me

                  Judge_B @sadpunk | 21 Nov '08, 14:37 | X
                  • :D

                    Can't believe you breast fucked him.

                    Darcy @Judge_B | 21 Nov '08, 14:40 | X
                    • bf

                      With moobs like that, are you kidding?!?

                      Judge_B @Darcy | 21 Nov '08, 14:44 | X
                      • hott

                        he was wearing one of those man bras wasn't he?!

                        Darcy @Judge_B | 21 Nov '08, 14:45 | X
                        • We're you watching?

                          sadpunk @Darcy | 21 Nov '08, 14:47 | X
                          • I was the one in the gimp mask holding you down!

                            Darcy @sadpunk | 21 Nov '08, 14:50 | X
                            • That was you?!

                              Have you been working out?

                              sadpunk @Darcy | 21 Nov '08, 14:51 | X
                              • hundreds of cock push ups every day

                                and wanking like a monkey keeps me in pretty good shape!

                                Darcy @sadpunk | 21 Nov '08, 14:56 | X
                            • bf

                              We really should do this again some time

                              Judge_B @Darcy | 21 Nov '08, 14:51 | X
                  • I can put my clothes on?

                    Wow, you get nicer to me every time.

                    sadpunk @Judge_B | 21 Nov '08, 14:41 | X
              • i like some of both

                being finished off in a mouth is pretty darn good though

                cyberdemon | 21 Nov '08, 13:58 | X
              • I've had sex

                but I've never had 'actual sex'

                DanielKelly | 21 Nov '08, 14:00 | X
                • You put on your robe and wizard hat

                  84joe @DanielKelly | 21 Nov '08, 14:01 | X
                • bf

                  If the act of intercourse goes on for 4 minutes or more, it goes under the heading of 'actual sex'.

                  Anything less then 4 minutes goes under the heading 'Judge_B special'

                  Judge_B @DanielKelly | 21 Nov '08, 14:05 | X
                  • You missed the colon out of that heading.

                    bamos @Judge_B | 21 Nov '08, 14:08 | X
                    • Actually, would that even make grammatical sense?

                      Let's talk grammar in a thread about head!

                      bamos @bamos | 21 Nov '08, 14:08 | X
                      • Bamos

                        Always the editor.

                        msmonipenni @bamos | 21 Nov '08, 14:11 | X
                        • He don't need this disease

                          not right now.

                          sadpunk @msmonipenni | 21 Nov '08, 14:15 | X
                        • I'm just so wrapped up in my job.

                          When I have sex I like to pretend I'm writing a tabloid news story. I scream a headline, whisper a sub-head then dive straight in. Every thirty seconds or so I like to shout a random word in bold and underline, then dive back in again.

                          I'M ABOUT TO PUMMEL YOU!
                          Bamos Enters The Forbidden Tunnel
                          *thrustthrustthrustthrustthrust*
                          JIMMY HILL
                          *thrustthrustthrustthrustthrust*
                          SINCLAIR C5
                          *thrustthrustthrustthrustthrust*
                          RELEASE!
                          *collapse*

                          Then sign off like I'm reporting from a warzone. This is bamos, for ITV news, deep in enemy territory.

                          bamos @msmonipenni | 21 Nov '08, 14:17 | X
                          • vomit

                            chunty @bamos | 21 Nov '08, 14:18 | X
                          • :'D Oh Good Lord I am literally in stiches!

                            msmonipenni @bamos | 21 Nov '08, 14:19 | X
                          • Sinclair C5?

                            Jimmy Hill?

                            When was the last time you had sex/wrote copy?

                            thewarn @bamos | 21 Nov '08, 14:21 | X
                            • I like to turn every sex&copy experience into an 80's theme party.

                              bamos @thewarn | 21 Nov '08, 14:24 | X
                      • I think I'd prefer to say

                        'She headed me' than 'She gave me head'

                        Is that okay, grammar man?

                        sadpunk @bamos | 21 Nov '08, 14:15 | X
                    • colon

                      lolz.

                      snow_brigade @bamos | 21 Nov '08, 14:13 | X
                      • :) Just saw that now!

                        Too many giggles!

                        msmonipenni @snow_brigade | 21 Nov '08, 14:15 | X
                    • Hahahahahaha

                      Does it come with a side-order?

                      msmonipenni @Judge_B | 21 Nov '08, 14:11 | X
                    • hello, Friday afternoon!

                      guntrip | 21 Nov '08, 14:01 | X
                      • guntrip are you excited about kim coming back in new 24

                        dukebox @guntrip | 21 Nov '08, 14:02 | X
                        • only if she gets eaten alive by a cougar, a survivalist and Chase

                          guntrip @dukebox | 21 Nov '08, 14:03 | X
                          • :D

                            sarkyfox @guntrip | 21 Nov '08, 14:25 | X
                        • is that that kuthbertsonny girl?

                          cyberdemon @dukebox | 21 Nov '08, 14:05 | X
                      • Friday Afternoon

                        is what guntrip likes to call the 'masseuse' he treats himself to at the end of the working week

                        DanielKelly @guntrip | 21 Nov '08, 14:03 | X
                    • *fist

                      countzero | 21 Nov '08, 14:01 | X
                    • TOO MUCH TEETH

                      blaaast | 21 Nov '08, 14:04 | X
                      • ^Likes to visit old people's homes

                        marckee @blaaast | 21 Nov '08, 14:08 | X
                    • I wouldnt know

                      katti | 21 Nov '08, 14:06 | X
                      • because Im not a guy

                        katti @_vikram | 21 Nov '08, 14:12 | X
                        • No

                          it relates to a the mouth part of a head being used on genitals of either sex.

                          Balonz @_vikram | 21 Nov '08, 14:18 | X
                        • You what?

                          But...that's where cooties come from!

                          DanielKelly @_vikram | 21 Nov '08, 14:18 | X
                        • I did. Untill now I guess

                          In that case, no, sex all the way.

                          katti @_vikram | 21 Nov '08, 14:22 | X
                        • calm down woman

                          katti @daisy_steiner | 21 Nov '08, 14:23 | X
                        • its called 'head' for both males and females

                          sophiacherryx @katti | 21 Nov '08, 14:17 | X
                          • I thought it was just for guys

                            katti @sophiacherryx | 21 Nov '08, 14:24 | X
                            • being gone down on in general,

                              or the term 'head' ?

                              sophiacherryx @katti | 21 Nov '08, 14:29 | X
                              • no no, just the term head

                                katti @sophiacherryx | 21 Nov '08, 14:41 | X
                        • girls can get given head too.

                          Darcy @katti | 21 Nov '08, 14:19 | X
                          • bf

                            Yeah, I like sex but sometimes it's hard to find a spare 6 hours in the day, isn't it?

                            Judge_B @kissinginkansas | 21 Nov '08, 14:08 | X
                            • I didn't realise Sting

                              posted on DiS.

                              gowman @Judge_B | 21 Nov '08, 14:10 | X
                          • i havent ordered pizza for AGES

                            sophiacherryx @daisy_steiner | 21 Nov '08, 14:17 | X
                            • deep pan

                              thin crust is for pansies vikkers

                              guntrip @_vikram | 21 Nov '08, 14:27 | X
                              • deep pan = rubbish

                                sophiacherryx @guntrip | 21 Nov '08, 14:29 | X
                                • ^

                                  bleak @sophiacherryx | 21 Nov '08, 14:37 | X
                                • This is the correct answer.

                                  Deep pan is far too bready.

                                  sadpunk @sophiacherryx | 21 Nov '08, 14:40 | X
                              • pepperoni, ham, chicken, red onion, maybe some sweetcorn

                                and garlic and herb sauce FTW

                                sophiacherryx @daisy_steiner | 21 Nov '08, 14:40 | X
                              • i got a takeaway pizza last saturday for the first time in ages

                                but i walked to the pizza place. that means it neutralises out the thick layer of cheese and shiny shiny grease, right?

                                guntrip @sophiacherryx | 21 Nov '08, 14:24 | X
                                • anything good happened in this thread yet?

                                  meths | 21 Nov '08, 14:22 | X
                                  • Bamos was quite funny.

                                    Someone started talking about pizza.

                                    thewarn @meths | 21 Nov '08, 14:23 | X
                                    • typical virgins

                                      meths @thewarn | 21 Nov '08, 14:27 | X
                                    • "Bamos was quite funny."

                                      That's going on my tombstone.

                                      bamos @thewarn | 21 Nov '08, 14:42 | X
                                      • The one you gave your sister?

                                        lolllaooalllolollllll!

                                        sadpunk @bamos | 21 Nov '08, 14:50 | X
                                  • wow i just read it.

                                    way to go virgins!

                                    meths @meths | 21 Nov '08, 14:24 | X
                                  • you posted in it

                                    x

                                    guntrip @meths | 21 Nov '08, 14:25 | X
                                • Why do I have to choose?

                                  John_Brainlove | 21 Nov '08, 14:24 | X
                                  • It'll go on your ID card

                                    marckee @John_Brainlove | 21 Nov '08, 14:32 | X
                                • ..

                                  A combinatioon of both is preferable. But if I had to choose it'd be sex all the way. It's fun to share the sexy good times!

                                  Darcy | 21 Nov '08, 14:25 | X
                                • Not me

                                  Elaina_Casoolare | 21 Nov '08, 14:31 | X
                                • Some cunt is taking the piss out of this thread (and threads of it's ilk)!!!!

                                  http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4145237

                                  GET HIM!

                                  zxcvbnm- | 21 Nov '08, 14:35 | X
                                • i like both.thats a fair answer isnt it?

                                  i probably prefer sex though

                                  SHANDYHOLMES | 21 Nov '08, 14:56 | X
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