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Number One: When bus drivers wave to each other
that's super freaky
and mooning people on the motorway.
yawning when someone has guffed
dropping it and it sticking to your willy like cold glue.
after flashing someone to pull out, they wave at you
dogs sticking their heads out of car windows
If i had a dog, Id almost feel inclined to take him out for a ride just for his enjoyment, why cant humans enjoy car journeys that much?
I used to put my head out of the window when i was younger
which my passengers always hate.
bus drivers waving at each other is pretty much my favourite thing in the whole world. it really bothers me if they don't wave. does that mean they hate each other? were they once best of friends who fell out over a girl? do they not know each other?
the joyous look on their faces makes me smile every time.
until i cycled straight into a car door that had just been opened that second. it wasn't pleasant
from knowing you'd taken part in a slapstick cliche?
but at the time it was quite painful
because i actually flipped over the car door while still managing to hold onto the handlebars, while the bike stayed where it was
I hope you don't mind me laughing, 'cause I am.
to the car door? im sure thats what we all want to know
and i was all like 'is the door OK?'. it was surreal.
i think she kind of realised it was her fault so it didn't bother me afterwards, but yeah i'd say there was a sizeable dent left in the door
that wouldve been nasty for both parties.
can get the fuck out and are liable to having something thrown at them. Cat shit is vile.
but their cute faces!
irrespective of the Strictly come dancing fiasco.
Scratching one's grub.
with sun shining through your window. Made me smile today.
That pisses me off.
but that doesn't seem possible.
you're doing it wrong
Watching someone run in a circle with one hand on a stick in the ground, and then letting go and staggering into a hedge.
(i can't be bothered finding the photo)
a just washed baby
It was pretty horrific. I had filthy tube-muck black lines on either side of my pristine white head :(
how his your head sticking out there and the rest of your body isn't?
But the doors curve upwards don't they, so you only have to stand up straight to be at risk from door-face-slam.
i'm not familiar with the tube. the irish equivalent doesn't have curved doors
I'm going to kick you in the fanny.
Basically, any sort of door mishap.
people putting there hands on what they assume to be a well-polished piece of glass in a door frame, only to put their hand straight through and come a cropper.
*Toddles off to youtube to find video, brb*
made a sculpture that included a piece of very clean perspex on a door, and when we were in the middle of a crit discussing it, one of our other tutors walked through the room and right into it.
He had a massive lump on his forehead for ages, and was so angry he threw paint all over it. it was brilliant :D
taking your socks off in bed
finding money in pockets
you're all like, oh god why is the room moving i'm going to be sick :( and now i have to go and do work *cry*
the bit before that is brilliant
so the drunken fumbling around feeling a bit like i might fall over at any time without warning is worse :D
me too. i have had 2 hangovers in my life.
when pubs are all dark and tinselly and gigs have people dressed up in silly costumes but it isn't actually Christmas.
Christmas and New Year itself are horrible, because it's all families cooped up together hating each other.
LONG-MUZZLED DOZY DOGS FACES WHO PERMANENTLY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING "YEEEEEEEEAHHHH" IN A ROLAND RAT VOICE
the sound of someone nearby sweeping a broom/shuffling papers
whisky and biscuits. particularly shortbread.