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Another food related arrest
yesterday = man hits girlfriend in face with sandwich
today = man in car enjoying a jar of pasta a bit too much.
What will tomorrow bring?
Who has pasta in a jar?
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a136178/man-caught-with-penis-in-pasta-jar.html
'He apparently continued to pleasure himself "in between bouts of wrestling" with the police.'