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More later. I'm getting off quick for some lunch.
Why does that sound NSFW?
i'm aware that the caps weren't required, but i didn't notice and it was too much hassle to retread old ground
There are many things I would do differently if I had my time again.
So, a little background on the original dump. I've had a bit of a bad back of late so i've been taking some pretty strong painkillers which can result in some quite solid solids when you go to the loo. Today was no exception. Dominated it. Clean wipe and away I went, flushing without any expectations of a blockage. 5 minutes later Pete the engineer comes in saying he's had word of a 'growler' blocking the mens. My stomach sank immediately, but I didn't let on it might have been my doing. "Oh right" I said, attempting to not sound too interested. Quickly I went off for lunch. Upon return I saw Pete again, this time I brazenly enquired about the toilet. His reply: "I had to stab the bastard about 20 times to get it to go down!"