Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
I guess the poor guy must be feeling kinda inadequet, so he neeed some technological advantage.
but i can't think what kind of crime...
SEX CRYME....NINTEEEEEEN EIGHTEEE FOOOOOOORRR
But no longer do women have to wait for a MISSIONARY MAN... no longer will they cry "I NEED A MAN". Keep Dave's new device RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE and you'll see that SWEET DREAMS (ARE MADE OF THIS). WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
are you supposed to read the lyrics and possibly sing the tune while you use it? Sounds good