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Walking in on a GIRL watching porn - even funnier
This just happened right now. Quiet little girl too.
This tells me everything i need to know about you.
popped in to see her on my way back. this happened, then when I got back in, pirates thread open.
DON't JUDGE ME PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
'Women are dirty'
what kind of porn?
have you not seen american pie 1?
Was she cracking one off?
about someone having their mum walking in on them while they were getting a licking from their dog?
it seemed to be a common rumour in schools and villages round where i grew up
Nah, it never made it as far as Wallsend. There was apparently a kid who ate dog poo in my first school though.
that was big news in my school. there was a girl called 'Kelly Corned Beef', on account of apparently this happening, only to entice the dog she slapped a a bit of corned beef on.. well, you know what
in manchester by the way
and she was in 'panties'.
So probably yeah.
Nor would you want it on your bed, if it could be helped - yah?
I knocked about three times. Eventually she opened the door and I went in and she was lying on her bed in a tshirt and undies, with her laptop in front of her.
Cos the laptop wasn't facing me, it was all weird and I could just make out a big blob that looked like flesh. It was a paused video. It was about half-way through on the progress bar. And I shouted "are you watching porn!?" expecting her to go "NO. Haha. I'm watching bla bla."
She turned back to her laptop in horror and went "What?" then I saw her trying to close it as I got closer. Also as I got closer, I realised it WAS porn, and a lady was on a bed messing around with herself. She had arms around her but I couldn't tell whether they were men arms.
I sort of stood still and looked shocked. And she was like "Oh god, where has THIS come from!? How would porn just pop up on my screen!? That's so weird. I'm just on Facebook. Oh my god. Oh my god."
Her laptop is awful, and it takes about 10 years for anything to close / open links. It was painful. I said "oh. sometimes you can accidentally click on links on Facebook can't you?"
Then her phone rang and she answered it and I ran off.
She must feel pretty crap now. Woops.
she's very tigertiger; very Katy and Peter; very chicken nuggets and chips.
you wouldn't just leave it open, paused. what a novice.
if she opened the door,how come she got back into bed,and continued with porning?
GAPING HOLES IN YOUR STORY WRIGHTY
He wants to make sure the masses are happy.
I haven't seen her today. I often go into her room and lie on her bed and watch tele with her and have a natter.
Her bed is directly in front of you as you go in, like parallel with the wall on the left. She unlocked the door and jumped back on to her bed. She was looking at the tele when I went in. Buzzcocks on Dave. Patrick Wolf and Miquita are guests.
I assume she 'closed' it before she opened the door - hence the huge wait. Then when I shouted, she was like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also, shouting 'are you watching porn?!' Very gallant, Wrighty! ;-D
I'd take it and everything
like 'whoopsie teehee,wasnt expecting *that*"
"Budge up then." Sorted.