-My 8 hour shift felt like it was about 4 hours long
-i finally got around to taking stuff to the dry cleaners
-i sent a 1.8kg parcel to Afghanistan which cost me NOTHING! (royal mail christmas special!)
-my brakes failed on the way home (i live at the bottom of a hill) but with my cunning wit and talent i quickly turned off the engine then back on and into gear again and broke just outside my house.