It's wasn't a sex dream, so if you're expecting any saucy antics then don't bother reading the rest. Klaire picked me up at Kings Cross in her fancy limousine for a spot of lunch. We got out of the limo at South Bank and walked around for a bit, but the river Thames was obstructing out path. Klaire then announced that she'd 'make like Jesus and float', and lo and behold, she floated across the river. I tried doing the same but ending up drowning.
What did y'all dream about last night?