Boards

http://www.betterthanpants.com/cool-like-the-other-side-of-the-pillow.html

http://www.betterthanpants.com/where-my-hoes-at-x-mas-t-shirt.html

http://www.betterthanpants.com/bon-appetite-t-shirt.html

but this one especially:

http://www.betterthanpants.com/i-ll-drink-you-bitches-under-the-table-t-shirt.html

http://www.betterthanpants.com/50-000-battered-women.html

if i *had* to i suppose my bmxing friends might appreciate this
http://www.betterthanpants.com/that-s-how-i-roll.html

http://www.betterthanpants.com/west-virgina-one-million-people-and-15-last-names-t-shirt.html

because it'd piss my girlfriend off no end :D

i'm kidding, folks

i like the cat and hammer one too, but if i had to choose another, it would be this because it's SO AWFUL
http://www.betterthanpants.com/i-smell-like-strippers-t-shirt.html

http://www.betterthanpants.com/that-s-how-i-roll.html

http://www.betterthanpants.com/that-s-what-she-said-t-shirt.html

nice alliteration

http://www.betterthanpants.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/160x/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/f/i/file_10_12.png

http://www.betterthanpants.com/face-of-an-angel-body-of-a-porn-star-t-shirt.html
not because I have the face of an angel or the body of a porn star but because (and this is a tenuous link) I don' think my head suits my body. My face looks really young -not that my body looks really old it just looks my age.

moving downward and grabbing their elbow with my left hadt and their wrist with my right and smashing the forearm down onto my leg, disabling the arm and ensuring they drop the gun, then turn the gun on them, therefore not having to wear any of the t-shirts

http://www.betterthanpants.com/i-m-kind-of-a-big-deal.html or

http://www.betterthanpants.com/i-piss-excellence.html

Am I missing something here?

http://www.betterthanpants.com/do-you-have-a-little-irish-in-you-t-shirt.html

I'm not Irish so it'd kind of miss the point. Which, with those t-shirts, is probably a good thing

"with a tshirt this awesome who needs pants" and "i may be wrong but i doubt it"

and advice to others can help prevent global cooking!

http://www.betterthanpants.com/don-t-waste-water-shower-together.html

http://www.funishirts.com/products.php?cat=3
i like that this has little descriptions under the designs.
"Have You Seen This Man.
A girls T-shirt that will let the boys know exactly what you are looking for in a man!
Price: £9.99
19.48 USD "

http://www.betterthanpants.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/150x/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/f/i/file_10_35.png

I don't get this one: http://www.betterthanpants.com/what-do-you-mean-press-one-for-english-t-shirt.html
http://www.betterthanpants.com/welcome-to-the-gun-show.html probably.

http://www.betterthanpants.com/where-my-hoes-at-x-mas-t-shirt.html is actually kind of great.

in saying that just because someone holds a gun to your head (ie: threatening either "wear one of these t-shirts or I'll kill you"), it doesn't make you UNFREE not to choose to attempt to retain both your life and your freedom to wear whatever t-shirt you want. Interventions don't count as preventions.

Unless there is some sort of t-shirt on there which says, like, "My Pure Conception of Negative Liberty Allows Me To Fuck You In Whatever Hole I Want" or something like that.

although i might have gone with the 'that's how i roll' as well, simply because i've started saying that exact thing to the point where it's become kind of a catchphrase of mine.

It just shows the kind of fat fucks buying these. Plus it's encouragement: "It's okay to be fat because there is an endless supply of grotesquely huge tshirts for you to wear!"

Disgusting.