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I mean honestly.
shit in a urinal.
And they tried to blame me cos I came back from the playing field to go to the loo! Thankfully for my school cred the toilet door had been locked so I had to get the caretaker to open it so he vouched for me.
The culpirt was nailed as they'd used the front page from their homework planner which had their name on it to wipe their arse with
"At the end of the day..."
in one of the converted truck-type urinals, it floated towards me as I was pissing, I nearly vommed.
at school, there would always be a log in the middle of toilets or constipated stuff around the toilet bowl.
the headmaster would always talk about it in assembly and kept shutting and reopening them.
one day in assembly, our headteacher in our secondary announced to the entire school that someone had been spreading their own faeces all across one of the cubicles, and he was trying to find out who did it. He actually said "We don't want to punish you, we want to HELP you".
someone shit in the soap dispenser once. the responsible party was never found
I have enough problem weeing in a urinal, let alone pooing.
making them explain what the hell they were doing!
Someone at my work, smeared shit up the walls!
He really would.
during the handover, i could tell from the excited/happy/breathless look on my freinds face (he'd been on the evening shift) that he had managed to achieve a long professed dream 'to s*** out of the top floor loo window (9 stories) onto the boss's car'
Ok the boss's car wasnt there but he did manage to hit the car park.
I'd had a huge sausage and mash for tea and so it was all brown and lumpy, and it looked like evil tramp poo splattered all over the toilet.