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my money's on phil anselmo
he's all talk
half a degree to global warming through 400 million tonnes of CFC output.
battle metal fans would have been my answer
its what theyve been waiting for
If you looked at him funny he'd just shoot you.
No wait, China.
WHAT DID YOU SSSSSSAAAAAAY (China?)
think about it.
It always does.
he's only like 5ft6. Plus there's that incident on youtube where he gets sparked out by some dumb redneck band
although do you mean josh or nick? because I'm not too sure who'd win that round.
or lanegan, actually. hell, everyone would get wiped out bar QOTSA circa Rated R/SFTD. Wahey!
for a start he's about 7ft tall and 18 hours wide
+ he is still pretty much the embodiment of cool - despite being ginger. If you can overome that barrier you can overcome anything
for Dark horses i would go Lemmy (cos hes so old....but hes like 'the undertaker')
or Jazz Coleman (killing joke) coz he is deranged and 'knows stuff'
Fucking Henry Motherfucking Rollins.
Without a motherfucking doubt, you are entirely motherfucking correct.
He might be getting on a bit,
but he's a martial artist and was in the hells angels and went out with Grace Jones
would all form themselves in to one giant man, made from the entire population of the country. They've been preparing for world war three since world war one.
probably a Norwegian Black Metal band.
I'd say it'd probably be between him and Grace Jones.
he's fucking huge.
seeing as they always seem to have around 20 members and they all own rifles and ride camels
or maybe Burzum once he's out of jail
Maybe Trent Reznor as well. And judging by the cover of his latest album Nelly has been at the gym/popping steroids like sweets, so throw him in there too.
Dont make me fucking laugh! He's just a great big middle-class mummy's-boy who (no doubt) got his poor old mom to excuse him from P.E. all the time on account of him having a 'weak chest'. Pah!
theyd just eat everyone
The Locust :)
there's like 50 members of the polyphonic spree lol