i feel battered and bruised and flu like.
in order of pain....
1.my shins have swelled up and bruised like ivan draco after i kept hitting them on a stupid fucking midget trolly when i was stocking up.
2.i cheese gratered half my thumb nail clean off
3.i fell up the stairs and im pretty sure i broke my toe
4. falling up stairs, nail on another toe came clean off
4. ive gots the flu symtoms and spat out the bulkiest globbule of snot/phlem i have ever seen
so should i call up sick....or.....go in but say i dont feel well and then just stay for a couple hours and leave early.....which would then probably allow me to stay off tomorrow and then usher in a three day weekend.
also, i dont have works number so it could be fun and games trying to get in touch.