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I am come delivery you parcel most urgent.
But being afraid for police catch me, and you are the hostility,
I am of minded to go from here quick. If still wanted the parcel,
you are need go fetching for yourself it at the parcel station.
Most happy apology
Man Service of Delivers.
I saw a woman walking around wearing a hoodie that said: "UNIVERSITY OF ENGLAND" and then below that, "Shining Days".
I'm stil laughing right now thinking of people seeing that and being jealous of the amazing time she must have had at the not-at-all-fictional University of England.
Also the menus are packed with things like "fresh fried rape". It's a LOL a minute.
That's half an hour gone. Thanks a lot.