its a toss up between these two for me:
- student house, one of our flatmates from halls got rejected by the agent who let us our 2nd year house, so we decided to sub let him a tiny room. he failed to pay any rent, buy any food, do any washing up, borrowed loads of money and never paid any back. Until one day when someone PS2 (hight of technology at the time) went mysteriously missing and he suddenly had £200 to pay us for various outstanding debts. cunt
- shared house last year, middle aged alcoholic lebian who kept trying to seduce my girlfriend when drunk, or worse to feign passing out on my side of the bed in hope that i would go elsewhere and let her sleep there. Also lied about everything, never did any washing up etc. also had a cat who used to shit and be sick everywhere. once we came home after leaving her alone for a week or so, there was cat shit everywhere, and she made out like it had all happened while she was in her room that evening. when cleaning we found a very old, hard cat shit under a newspaper outside her bedroom door that is probably still got a mark of some sort on the floorboard now.