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what shows would you like to see on ice?
Id like to see Top Gear on Ice, see if you can survive that one Hammond
Ben Fogle tries to feed the lions. with hilarious results.
has he got out of the tropical diseases hospital yet (having recovered his health, I should add)? I'm concerned for him.
paulie on ice skates.
make it happen.
Some kind of UFC style cage-fighting, but apparently... ON ICE!
Trauma: The Real E.R
I would call it ICE WARRIORS
Garth Crooks talks exclusively to Brian Laws. with hilarious results.
Tim Lovejoy learns guesses what year Steve Backley won Silver at the world championships. with hilarious results.
David Attenborough meets Mountain Gorillas ON ICE
Olympic Diving (feat. Tom Daley) ON ICE
An incident on the Jasmine Allen estate escalates beyond all belief when it turns out that the first coppers on the scene have no skates.
Worlds Wildest Police Chases Ever! 6
THe Most Hated Family In America
Ross travels to Hobart Tasmania, where the local gangs struggle with his programme title.
Macintyre's Big Sting
Pauline has some bad news for Dot.
Can professional driver Gerry Gordon successfully handbrake turn his mini in between two parked cars? There is little room for error.
Anneka Rice - NO
Bruno Brooks - NO
Sally Gunnell - YES
The Audience - 100% Yes 0% No
Alf uses 'flaming galah' to burn through ice, enabling Summer Bay community to catch enough fish to feed them through the winter.
Throwing another shrimp on the barbie proves fatal for the Summer Bay Winter Get Together.
Charlie Nicholas in "out of his seat" near goal incident. Jeff Stelling stuggles to maitain anything but anarchy.
that bitch is just too hot.
Anton Du Beke narrowly fails to get his upper arm through an elaborate star-shaped hole and is thrown backwards into the...sheet of ice, on which he shatters his arse into tiny pieces.
Presented by Jeremy Paxman, who says things like 'so basically you haven't got a clue, have you minister?' before going head-first over the barrier.
After several poor reviews, the show is cancelled when the DJ comes on and plays The Final Countdown during Kirsty Wark's interview with Alan Bennett.
Some people stand still and answer some questions. On ice.
standing on a hot tin plate in the middle of a frozen lake.
Bodyshock: Half-Ton Dad on Ice
Bruce Forsyth swaps his well-worn catchphrase for the snappily apposite 'Ice to see you, to see you...ICE!' before losing his balance and fracturing his pelvis.
Ally McCoist "accidently" collides with Sue Barker in double Salchow disaster. Matt Dawson makes pun using the word "McMoist"
24 on Ice
Deal or no Deal on Ice
Oh, hang on...Err, um...John Sargeant cunting it. On ice.
the piano is sliding around the rink,and he's having extreme dificulty getting to it
All the young ones fly around looking good but being crap whilst Tony plods on slowly in the background.
a new show for Sky 2. It sells itself.
In which Kevin finally snaps and bludgeons a contestant to death with his own skates after they say "ooooohh that's a bit before my time" or "that's not really my subject."
Lieutenant Columbo swaps his famous mac for a funny shaped helmet and an ill-fitting lycra suit as he attempts to work things out in his head then jump to ridiculous conclusions that no one believes until the very end. Contains speed skating. Video+ 768058
cos lets face it,youd watch it
Bill Odie has spent the spent the night keeping an eye on the baby otters. its not good news.
"...and Hamilton has overtaken Glock! What a turn up for the books! but oh no, he's gone too far and fallen down a crevasse in the rapidly melting track. Maybe next season."