was meant to be picking up a mate in rugby at 7, but he bumped into my other mate in birmingham who we were going to wait an hour for to get to rugby, now they can travel together and i wont waste any time and THEN drinks on fucking me!!! that's right you cunts, not you, the other cunts....drinks on fucking me!!!!!! *immitates putting shots in eyes*
of course, not too much alcohol as to put me over the limit to drive tomorrow morning. That would be stupid.