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ill wake up my dad
i need to go to bed.
"The sun is 20 times brighter than a 60w light globe and generates twice the heat of a potters kiln."
"Due to an extendable jaw and high acidic saliva levels, I have found that consuming an orange whole and digesting it over the space of many hours like a snake requires no effort at all."
"Girls that have said no #8
Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you David?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On wether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying and sarcastic?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no."
i cant make this link work!
someone help us
but the above link works
for people with shit web browsers like me. no photos though
Great blog but I can only read that Google snapshot of 1 page. I want to read more of the blog.