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'Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.'
'You have a bigger penis than your brother.'
the kids says "its dark and I'm scared", the paedo replies "you're scared ? I've gotta walk back on my own!"
I may have 'no quibbles' but back stage, at the Rossi and Parfitt gig, just there on the neatly laid out table, is where you'll find the 'Quo nibbles'
A car park.
Do you think i'll dye?
she wanted to make some money on the side
I chopped my lower leg off and hollowed out the tibia. I then stood beneth her balcony and, holding the now-morrow-less implement to my mouth in order to increase the volume, I shouted her name again and again.
But she's not answering my bone calls.
A fridge wearing jeans in a tree.
They're under a lot of pressure.
A: She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.
A man gets on a train and sits down opposite a little old lady. As soon as they leave the station, she takes a bible out of her handbag and starts to read it intently. When they arrive at the next station, she marks her place and tucks the book away, but remains seated. The train pulls away, and again she takes the bible out of her handbag, finds her place, and continues reading, only to put it away when the train pulls into the next station. The journey continues, with the old lady displaying same behaviour at every station.
By this point the man is very curious, and he can’t help but ask. “Excuse me,” he says, “Why do you read your Bible only when the train is moving, and put it back in your handbag when we stop?”
The old lady marks her place with her finger, looks up and replies, “Why don’t you just fuck off?”
They're the only ones big enough to run around in.
funny because its not true!!!
whats the best thing about 20 8 year olds?
theres 20 of em
Because not that many of them can dance
Makes you wonder how anyone could stoop so low.