i, personally, would like to break it with my bare hands. probably by punching repeated holes in the top of the boxy bit. then a massive kick in the screen and a (hopefully succesful) break-in-half-over-knee routine. maybe then go to work on the cd drive by breaking the really fragile bit that holds the cd in into a thousand tiny pieces.
if i could set fire to the *BUEUNK* noise, i really would.