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i'm totally ONE OF YOU now
HE IS MINE
Scene - Waiting for a train.
Daughter: "Mummy, why can't we get on a bus?"
Mother: "Darling, we don't travel by bus, they are 'peasant wagons'"
A bit rich considering they were about to embark on an Arriva Trains Wales in the direction of Aberystwyth.
That's just fantastic, i'm stealing it too.
surely 'loser cruiser'?
YR DOIN IT WRONG
you've got the upper hand here
Apart from once a few weeks ago when some nice small blonde girl coming off the overland looked at me with a sparkly-eyed look of such purposeful, amused recognition that I smiled for ages. I don't know if it's someone who I've met and forgotten, or if she was smiling about something else completely, or what. But it was nice anyway. Other than that, the po-faced public transport victims all seem a bit bloody moody and grim.
I should have remembered where I am, "small blonde girl" would have to be twisted on DiS.
So I started talking to her about stuff and it turned out she was doing fashion, which was convenient cos my trousers needed hemming. So I got her to do them for me and her number in the process, but then about 3 days later something bad happened and she couldn't do them and she looked pretty upset when I went over to get them back off her and I haven't seen her since. Poor lass.