and as the din quietened to a hushed excitement, with billions of pairs of ears and eyes focussed solely on him at this historic point in history...he said

"i used 2 hav a pet giraffe but we live in the city n 1 day it lft our apartmnt and was pikd up by the rspca because it was wanderin around the city n almost got hit by a car. bu mi giraffe didn do stuf lyk this... "