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Imagine if Obama won, was sworn in, waved to the jubilant crowds and sea of flashbulbs, took to the lectern
and as the din quietened to a hushed excitement, with billions of pairs of ears and eyes focussed solely on him at this historic point in history...he said
"i used 2 hav a pet giraffe but we live in the city n 1 day it lft our apartmnt and was pikd up by the rspca because it was wanderin around the city n almost got hit by a car. bu mi giraffe didn do stuf lyk this... "