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the otter I 'adopted' has now been released into the wild. Should I demand a new one?
but mine is working fine. Except for my Succes post buisness.
i hate us
How much worse can it get?
any words you need spelling wrong today? i've got some saved up underground station jokes too.
No, he saw the funny side.
nah, its Birch
I'll have you know Mr Piggot was a very outgoing individual.
actually, we could have done with getting a few more crisps
Yes, it's true. Poor Vic snagged his earring on a passing train and it ripped it straight out.
I was going to go during my lunch hour, if it's all the same to you.
Send him my way, I owe him a pint.
no, i dont know how to pronounce it either.
No, just two.
No, it's just the way that I walk.
No, I work in Quality Assurance.
You're a colly short.
Is what I scream at traffic lights.
a woman. Morden a woman to me.
Yeah, he used to play left-back for Port Vale in the eighties, right?
my coat before I head out, it looks chilly outside.
what can i say? i love Kid and Play
Nah, she got away.
I didn't think it was that grotty.
Must have been the oyster.
I'm pretty sure he's Russell BrOUnd.
(i actually cringed)
Not all of us, no.
need I say more.
now it's just Burnt Oak.
No, I'm not. In fact, is 'stun' even a name?
No thanks. When I'm playing marbles, I just need the ground and some marbles. Cheers anyway. See you later.
What's everyone's fucking problem?
Then answer my otter question.
You're everyone's fucking problem.
Hey everyone, GET HIM!
I have to leave the office for a while.
DIS THINKS I'M DANIELKELLY NOW!
sadpunk, you are on form today!