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is that you?
Total amazing jump. I'm unbelievably agile and lithe for someone of my squat-ness.
nobody can win a rabbit
i bet i'm better at wriggling free from grasp
it's one of the few special skills I have at this point. There's some funny double jointed thing going on with my legs
you know when the camera pans up Anna Nicole Smith's legs in Naked Gun 33 1/3? They look _exactly_ like that
But I can leapfrog a 6 foot man, stood upright.
I watched a "ten greatest dunks" video and a man slam dunked a ball after leapfrogging an opposing player. are you that man? If not have you ever considered a career in basketball? How's your dunking?
Have you seen that film? It's awful (I loved it). I watched it on a flight. Lots of anti-Scottish stuff in it.
are they gays?
and he sees he's got a massive schlong and gets even more worried.
so wouldn't happen. Not with those basketball skillz and a big willy. Women are suckers for the basketball skillz.
The Scotch guy's alright as well, but the woman gets all pissy with him when she's eating veal at the pre-wedding dinner and finds out that he killed it. Stupid woman. Fancied her a bit until then too.
(we still do call it basketball in scotland. Those americans)
who was it you reckoned you jumped over? if it was either of your twins they are not six foot. only just taller than me.
Andre The Giant.
Anyone who'll let me.
with my OWN EYES because i don't believe you.
at p girls i think we should turn ourselves into a human assult course. or something. john is 6 foot three, i bet he couldn't jump over him.
i noticed, and was going to say something, but i'm not sure if that's a normal thing to comment about to someone you've only met thrice.
I am also a good target for ritual humiliation due to femininity.
This was an excersise in it. My other parkour skills are:
Jump up/down kerb
spin around lampost
jump on/off bench
run up stairs backwards
I am adding "lamppost glee" to my list of skillz.
a) You're not just jumping from that bollard, not the ground?
b) You're not actually jumping at all, but FALLING?
as you can see from my mid-air stance, i am primed to roll on contact with the ground, even when I am directly above the bollard. This would have been impossible had it been the case that I was jumping from the bollard. I had anticipated this due to my jumping experience.
I was just jumping in my mum and dad's room earlier, with my sister. I jumped so high I hit the ceiling and kind of squished against it, like I was falling on my head onto the floor. But it was onto the ceiling. Skillz.
even jumping on my bed i can only just hit the bottom of my celing light, which is like one of those hangy down ones.
three to five inches until I can touch the ceiling (I just checked). So I dunno. Not low, I guess would be the answer.
"checking the height of the ceiling relative to my arms"
No word of a lie.
i am 5'9'' and i reckon my ceilings are at least another 6 foot above me.
this is maybe true. i hate it. i think i will never be warm again.
if he does that, theres about 4 feet left till the ceiling :D. Safe for jumping i think.
you've started something poppy. It's like the new pokemon cards or tamagotchis.
"Is you ceiling low?
Can you reach it on your toes?"
Move the roof!
relative to height?
i dont like my legs,or walking