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if he doesn't resign first.
He can give Wossy a stern ticking off
He couldn't have offended Andy NutSachs next week?! :(
credit crunch special.
you know its true
the beeb will want to look good,so theyll go nucleur and send out Mr.'Natural Treasure'
and Jonathan Ross will tweak her on the nose and say 'ere, even tottenham players can exit a tunnel, whats wrong with you aye?'
This would be a welcome respite from the heartbreak caused by the distress of our beloved Manuel
Probably Ricky Gervais
where is David Attenborough? RESCHEDULE HIM YOU TURDS.
I've heard this from an insider
it's Russel Brand. I heard it from that lady that used to run Radio 2
'Jonathan Ross return gets record viewing numbers!'
'highest viewing numbers ever for a terrestrial tv show!'
'Ross given £1bn payrise after sensational return!'
in case u havent seen it. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=s_osQvkeNRM
he should be knighted thrice over just for this clip. reminds me why i fucking LOVE a good swear.