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for so long that when they got up they wee'd themselves?
just wondering, like.
Just have one in a bottle. Maybe a Lucozade one....
go smoke a politics pipe you bloated bore jockey.
i have indeed put off a wee for laziness, especially in the morning when i cant be bothered to get up
i would love to hear some stories though.
i often leave it to the last minute, because i either cannot be bothered to go at uni and run home, or i spent too much time on the sofa and have to climb on all fours up the stairs.
I was too comfy to move. When I woke up my bladder knacked and my tummy had bloated low down like Deidre Rashid's.
I had an argument with myself for about 3 hours as to whether I should get up to go and have a pee or not
I went in the end but it was a close call
I will start every piece of advice I give my children with this sentence.
... I just started to type out the beginning of the anecdote of the evenings' goings on but drug stories are boring unless you're in drugs aren't they ?
It really made me smile as a sentence opener.
Whats the story?
oh it really doesn't matter
it was fun
but not worth serialising or anything
But it did make me smile.
Worse than pissing yourself the urine can backtrack up to the kidneys and cause an infection.
I was distracted by other things.
word to the wise, u never last more then 10mins, especially the case when u are in a warm bed during winter :(
*but eventual relent
I get so lazy that instead of gettingt up and walking across the landing to go to the toilet, I open the blind, kneel up on my window ledge, lean precariously out and piss out the window into thefront garden below.
I don't know why I do it because it's ultimately much more effort and the neighbours could see me if they were looking in this direction. I think it' because after I've done it i don't hve to walk that 20ft back to bed.