regale me with the stories of the most amazing things you've ever seen please
Once when i was getting a bus home from Perth, we were waiting at the bus stop and a fight developed outside between a very drunk man and his irate wife. They shouted at each other for a while, then he got angry and tried to hit her, at which point she pulled a frozen turkey out of her shopping bag and proceeded to chase him whilst hitting him with the turkey. It was incredible, and the bus driver actually stopped and waited until they were done so we could watch it all unfold.
people are brilliant.