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have you been at those crabs again?
but it is payday today...a few bevvies maybe!
And they were all arguing who had the smallest appendages of the dwarf world.
One said: "I have the smallest hands of all the dwarves"
A second said: "I have the smallest feet of all the dwarves"
And the third said: "I have the smallest willy of all the dwarves"
To clarified that they were correct, they took a trip to the Guinness Book of Records HQ to be approved.
The first dwarf went into the room and was away for a few minutes before coming out triumphant: "Hurray!" he said "I have the smallest hands!"
The second was also a few minutes and appeared equally as delighted: "I definitely have the smallest feet!"
However, when it was the third dwarf's turn to be measured, he took a far longer time. Finally, after 48 minutes, he exited the room with a face of thunder and declared: "Who the hell is this Chris Ashford character!?"
he then said..'who is this chris ashford character?? because he is WAY BETTER than that tony kelly loser!
Its all light-hearted fun, Chris! *jocular, light punch to the shoulder*
Its my favourite joke because you can just change the "Chris Ashford" bit to any male in the vicinity.
this is a brand new low in life.
what a duck!?
how could you do this to us, chris?
this is why he's in the army. this country doesn't need him.