We've done this before but there's always time for some more.
Some of my favourite:
Scotland fans in Norway:
"saves the whales! save the whales! were the famous tartan army and we're here to save the whales!"
A similar chant was sung in France about the snails.
Visiting fans at Celtic Park:
"Where in Ireland is Glasgow? Where is Ireland is Glasgow?"
This made me lol.
Celtic fans to Jean Claude Darchvile:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy, a fat Eddie Murphy!"
Now you go.