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Paul Daniels
Vera Lynn
she MUST be dead?
JR
Tolkien?
Hartley?
Senior?
wardene?
I'm an R short for Tolkien!
Wow, I think we've accidentally created a geeky alternative to the usual "He's two slices short of a loaf" statements. Go us.
Sort it out mate! You're one R short of a tolkien!
Geek!
Bah Gawd!
Of course he's still alive
Margaret Thatcher
^ This.
Jesus
Edward Woodward
i don't know, as far as I'm aware, all the people I think are dead are indeed dead.
There's only one way to settle this - I'll list them all here and you tell me where I'm going wrong....
Saskia from Eastenders
Tiffany from Eastenders
Helen Daniels from Neighbours
Boba Fett
John Lennon
Pope Pious VIII
James Brown
Jackie O
Dead
Dead
Which one?
Dead
the godfather of soul
Dead
The former editor of Loaded?
Alive
Jesus
Mohammed
Buddha
Brett 'The Hitman' Heart's snake
ETERNAL
ETERNAL
ETERNAL
ETERNAL
Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez
Gabrielle's right eye
Edward 'The Confessor'
Henry 'Orator' Hunt
Dead
Technically alive
Dead
Alive in all of our hearts
Communism
Free Market fundamentalism
the Poll Tax
Marc Vivien Foe
My Auntie Sheila
My Great great great great great grandparents on both sides and all of their immediate family members.
My first cat Bungle
My first goldfish Spike
Dead
Dead
Catnapped
Alive
alive? really?
he's well in to his twenties by now
So?
I'm 30.
i just can't believe he survived the flush
boba fett isn't dead
We've been trying to flush thewarn for ages
Pass
Pass
Dead
Fiction
Works for me
Holly Johnson!
Dickie Davis
lonnie doneghan
alive[]
read the thread title again
:)
Ronnie Corbett
Bob Dylan
He is dead!
Paul McCartney killed him
Dickie Bird
Tony Benn
Neil Buchanan
A good few years ago the actor Bill Paterson
was reported in the red tops as having passed away. He then started showing up in a number of films/tv shows leading my good to believe he must have got an awful lot of work done before he popped his clogs :-/
Kenan
from Kenan and Kel
Kel from Kenan and Kel
The Blue Power Ranger
Oooo...
I say Kenan, you say Kel... which one did not actaully die??
And which one loved orange soda?? and is it true??
:D that is weird!
I'm sure it was Kel, he was the one who loved orange soda.
BOTH OF THEM
DIED IN A CAR CRASH
sad but true
wee Jimmy Krankie
...aaaand
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING
SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING
JFK!
BLOWN AWAY!
WHATELSEDOIHAVETOSAY
Some people say it was the CIA
And then go on to write kids books
I didn't think he was dead.
I was using the names in this thread as an alternative verse.
MY JOKE IS TOO HIGHBROW FOR YOU.
If you're anything like me (i.e. racist)
You think Alexander O'neal is dead when actually it's Luther Vandross who's dead.
You need to accept it discocheeks
I'M MORE CLEVERER THAN YOU.
and barry White
he's dead
J.D. Salinger
He's too old to be alive now, surely?
alive!
Well, duh......
Billy Joel
Elvis
Lord Lucan
I sure they're all horses.
'm
*we're
they're glue now.
*were
I once dreamt Billy Joel was dead
and believed it was true for about a year.
Bernard Cribbins
Richard Stillgoe
murdering bastard
HOW DARE YOU
nah I was referring to you're earlier crimes..
i thought Daniel Johnston was dead before ATP vs the fans
i was looking at all the voting going 'haha, look at all those idiots voting for him, he's dead!'
then he said hello to me.
Ian Brady
The Yorkshire Ripper
Magic Johnson
Cliff Burton
Doris Day
.
pinballfortress
Tony Hart
until that depressing BBC news thing
Joe Kinnear
michael parkinson
until that whsmith advert.
I thought Slint were dead
because I had a dream one time where I read an article on a plane about their tragic demise when on tour, because their van went over the side of a cliff during a freak snow storm. Then I went to sleep in the dream and woke up in real life and thought "Fucking hell, that's tragic!"
Then they went and reformed and played shows and my head was FUCKED.
I don't even like Slint!
The Icelandic economy
:D
Oh, the things I'd forgotten about.
Is Michael Winner alive?
My dad once had Eric Sykes in the back of his taxi
He (my dad) said "Eric Sykes! I thought you were dead!" I like that story because it is probably something Eric Sykes would have found funny.
god i've got quite a few of these
the only ones that come to mind right now, however, are:
Morrissey
Bob Dylan
and for a long time, James Brown.
entranced to find out why you thought morrissey was dead
i did this thread a few months ago
Ariel Sharon, Richard O'Brien... many many more.
Harold from neighbours
how many ties has that character died?
dyed*
http://instantrimshot.com/
somehow Clive Dunn is still alive
DON'T PANIC i'm sure he'll die soon
Mary Tyler Moore
She's in a song named after a dead guy. Convinced she was dead until last year.
PAUL MCCARTNEY
Johnny 'Dad of Zoe' Ball
martin landau
i was sure he died just after getting the ed wood oscar - but he's in frankenweenie, out at a cinema near you soon!
This thread
!! Ha, no, its not a person.
No, I'm not superman!
Clive Dunn
Quite a few of these have now shuffled off
since this thread was created.
Doris Day is still around, unbelievably.
Oh...
Ray Harryhausen. Still alive. Still alive.
Red China Johnnie Ray South Pacific Walter Winchell Joe DiMaggio
fats domino
^
Aretha Franklin
:-/
Kirk Douglas
was just about to post the same joke I posted four years ago
At least I know I'm the same type of boring cunt I always was.