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the gunk dunk...
That was quite good.
Kele's is shit though.
this is a music site? isn't it? or have i lost the plot?
I am living in a shared house at university with very thin walls, so all my housemates know exactly when it's sexy-time for me and the boyfriend, which is rather off-putting for all concerned. Once, one of them burst in, drunk, knowing that it was a fairly pivotal moment, and shouted 'THIS IS SPARTA!!!" for a "hilarious" joke.
that really IS fucking funny.
I was going to suggest reece and sophia cos they seem to be willing to almost act stuff out on the internet, but yeah, MITS
I am quite prudish and have led a sheltered life in this respect
no we aren't!
that was just a joke that time :(
I just meant you two are quite unafraid to tell people stuff, and ur positive.
Positive frankness seems to be a good qualification for this role
we telll you nothing
I've "met" someone on the internet; we've had quite few lovely PMs and things are starting to get SEXY. I want to meet up with her irl... hopefully with physical results. How do I ask her without making her uncomfortable?
I think my boyfriend is unsatisfied. He's always flirting with this other girl on the boards. How can I step up my game in the sack?
How do you pull someone you see in a club and like and stuff but like I'm really akward, what do you do? Should I talk to her?
MelesMeles is a DiS STUD. He should be answering the column, man. There you go, Sean. Have MelesMeles do it.
I'll do it. I have detailed files on this 'sex'.
for fucks sake this is nominally a music site lets keep it that way
Music is all well and good but the social board is the beating heart of this site and it beats to the beat of sex.
for teh lulz
and for that reason, I'm out.
what idiots how can they complain.
Billy Gibbons would be my second choice.
Josh Homme is probably like a bulldozer in the sack, really.
and obviously a hit with the ladies.
I would do him. Has he gone back to ginger yet?
It's better than some cunt from Belle and Sebastian doing it, surely?
lol at me PMing you, I thought you were still at work because of your screenname (and didn't notice you on MSN). Abandoning the reborn internet dork thing?
If he can get girls, he must have some secrets.
I would love that too much.
" So me and claire got the rabbit involved last night...I think it did more for her than it did for me"