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The components to a shit Facebook status update.
I'm thinking it will have a misspelling or two.
Be in ridiculous txtspk.
Be complaining about being hungover.
Have a countdown to some arbitrary event.
And also contain a personal message.
I'm going to come up with the impossibly worst facebook update and have it as my update for all of Friday, then delete all the main offenders from my friends list.
Any other suggestions?