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without sounding like a c**t?
an option although I'm really not very good at telling lies :S
probably go on something along these lines.
She's not become < physically attractive just way more annoying and high-maintence
...and then take cover.
They will think you're a cunt anyway. I recommend not telling them anything and letting them figure it out for themselves.
winner so far
I have the aids
I have the bad aids
"confess three things DiS may not know about you"
That would probably bring the relationship to a very swift and effective end.
ive kept that on the sly for a while now.
make up and different reason and lie
Just stop having sex. When she's like 'let's have sex' just be like 'nah' and watch the tele. AT SOME POINT it should become obvious to her that you don't find her attractive. If this goes on for like a month and it doesn't work, have sex again but dry wretch throughout. Bitch should get the message.
solid advice there
in the face. till your face goes all red. like a good 30-second scream, non stop. and you're all crying uncontrollably but mostly out of rage then you kick her bedside table over and jump out the window.
by setting his facebook status to single.
Awfully worthy and considered, not the facilebook norm at all. Mad as a box of frogs of course, but not conventionally.
something I also didn't do.
will make a c**t, no?
Hands up who has a boyfriend!
"sorry, things have changed and i'm not sure i want to do this anymore, ...i know...yes i know... i know etc... no, i don't think we can work this out, i'm sorry...yes...yes i know... ok, well yeah let's be friends? no... well yeah i guess... ok well, see ya"
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don't tell them you don't fancy them anymore. It'd be unnecessary. Unless of course there's an easily realisable way in which they would be able to render themselves fanciable to you again, and you can guide them through it. This is probably not realistic though.
that I work with her everyday.....
I imagine this complicates matters no end :S
i'm a c**t
now go tell her that, it's better off that way
and the water is above your head, is the water really deep, or are you really shallow?
say 'I can't do this anymore'
Grab your clothes and run out the door.
In seriousness, there isn't an easy way. Just make sure it is settled face to face
I have a lot more respect for the ones who just tell you face to face. If you're going to go through with it, it'll be difficult at first, but if you're good enough mates it will be reet.
I think I pretty much settled everything with that.
At Council Arrest Warrant levels, and cry a lot
"i just don't feel like i can be in a relationship at the moment"
"it's not you - it's me"
extra points if you then dump her via text message.
and then instantly start 'going out with' someone else.
she'll get it, eventually.