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Britain Contains No Film Reviewer of Roger Ebert Quality.
Exhibit A: http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081015/REVIEWS/810150277
And: http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2008/10/dont_read_me_first.html (Really - don't read this first)
You won't be surprised to learn that I agree with the justification behind this review because I have a similar policy. It's called the Executive Decision. And it's saved me from countless disasters in the past and will do again.