this is hilarious....when im at work there are a lot of parents who take their kids swimming or whatever in the leisure centre and when they are walking too and from changing rooms mostly you see this....an example:
Mother and daughter, probably about 3 years old walking and the kid drops a biscuit or something pathetic and the mother goes 'what are you doing! you stupid little thing!' - i let out a big lol when i heard this...
Also you always hear these, which are really funny:
'right we're going straight home and you are having your dinner and going to bed *smack*'
'im telling your father about this!'
all i can think is 'mweh! have fun kids!' makes me chuckle....
Also, when the child runs off and it's a chav family and you hear the mother call the childs name ie 'MERCEDES!!' or 'crystal!!'