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The wedding is off.
Yeah, that's what I thought you meant.
they're not even a fucking sweet
Sweets are like fizzy cola bottles and stuff. Are they pretending to be fizzy cola bottles? No, I didn't think so.
what's that then? That's the kind of thing a twix wishes it was
so you can put up with that or take my dick out your mouth.
But somewhere near the top-end of that scale..
A single finger one, sure, but that doubler falls into a chocolate snack netherworld.
you find them in multipacks in the biscuit aisle, but you'll also find them singularly with the rest of the chocolate bars. crossover appeal
curly wurlys however? awesome.
awesomeness over not-being-awesome more like
They're alright, but... yeah.
double deckers were criminally underrated
I love a good double decker
CHOMPS ARE FUCKING PUSSIES
all the caramel gets stuck in your teeth. with a curly wurly, most of the work is done for you. genius for the lazy sweet consumer.
they're a lot of effort to eat but they're worth it, and I dont even mind the fact that there's MASSIVE GAPS in it where in an ideal world the gaps would also be made out of curly wurly
still have them, have even inhaled the sherbert and choked a few times, but again, worth the effort.
those are one of the main reasons dentists across the land have Mercedes!
i love refresher bars
also: irn bru bars. amazing.
anyway, all sweets in this thin rectangular format are amazing. Irn Bru bars, Vimto bars, Wham bars, Highland Toffee bars etc etc..
You don't know shit about fuck all.
It's a candy bar.
isn't it like a scone or something?
but the difference between cookies and biscuits is that cookies are soft, and biscuits are hard. a twix is a chocolate bar.
Hmm, we don't really have a biscuit equivalent, per se, I don't think. I mean, we have these things called biscuits, but they're not the same, and then we have your version of like tea biscuits, also called biscuits, but not very popular. What I was saying is, it's not your version (or any) of a biscuit, it's a candy bar. It does not intend to be a biscuit. It has no concept of what a biscuit is, even; it's an American sweet. It's just a candy bar.
This should be under crashinglikeamouse's question, of course.
please don't say I've got to send you biscuits now.
Though we don't have the massive variety that you guys have.
It's too expensive to do anytime before mid-next year, and I likely couldn't get a full two weeks off anyway. I could do it in the summer, except that two UKers are coming to America this summer, and I'm not missing them because I'm in their country while they're here. It would be stupid. I'd *never* see them.
What a genius I am.
hard and chewy, i guess like bon bons or something. chocolate is chocolate, not candy.
But a "candy bar" isn't meant to be the same thing as "candy". I can't think of a single decent candy bar that's like candy candy. It generally just means a bar with chocolate as a component, but not just chocolate usually.
the exception to the rule being candyfloss of course.
Someone in front of me on the bus, above the age of 20 and not apparently mental, was eating a small bucket of candyfloss recently. I found this most odd.
best choco biscuit combo in the chocolate bar aisle