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Cardboard in biscuit form. Hate them so much.
I kinda like the ones with choc on top, they still aint as good as chocolate hob nobs though.
in a cheesecake
a cheesecake consists mainly of sugar and cheese so more acurately it is one of the many good bits in a cheesecake
but with cheese and butter on... amazing.
I love the chocolate ones. I'm talking about digestive biscuits, if I was talking about chocolate digestive biscuits, I would've said so.
(Non-existent safety wink)
plain digestives are lovely. They are simple, they are splendid. Okay, they can not compare to their sibling caramel/chocolate combo but with a good cup of tea, who would deny the humble digestive?
are a prince amongst biscuits. Simple, sweet enough but with just the right amount of salty edge. good with cheese, OR chocolate on top. pretty much the perfect biscuit, to be honest.
but it does, just goes to show you can never be sure that something will work or not work until it works or fails to work.
is very wise indeed
you moron. they are the orginal and best. if they are cardboard what the hell are rich teas?
rich teas > digestives
i believe this more precisely describes the wagon wheel. awful, awful things.
so much awesome-biscuit hate in this thread
A "Blue Ribband" however is considered a declaration of war in my household. Nominally a 'chocolate' biscuit, in reality it is just wax covered MDF masquerading as a foodstuff.
Tunnock's carmamel wafers. I used to like these when I was younger. I tried one not long ago and it was like eating sawdust covered in PVA
i have love for all biscuits. except the bourbon, piece of """""chocolate""""" flavoured turd.
Bourbon + milk?
The domestic Oreo no? Gash before hand but picks up considerably after a dunking.
but i've never liked bourbons, they're like the ugly, tasteless and deformed sibling of the divine custard cream.
Find me a Party Ring or Fox's Classic, then we can talk divine! God, even a Pink Waffer *gag* or Viscount *wretch* is better than that little crapper!
awesome i tell you!
Next thing you'll be saying Chocco Leibniz are Not awesome.
would suggest something like that
We can agree on that then.
if there ever comes a situation where we have to share a packet of biscuits, i'll remember that choco leibniz are the ones for the job.
I'll keep a packet in strategic locations for just such an occasion.
are fecking shite. they have nothing to redeem them except the use of the word party.
but a Tunnock's Caramel Log, on the other hand, is fricking gold.
if bestiality's illegal why is hating on digestives not.
SOME OPINIONS ARE JUST WRONG YOU SICK SICK FUCK.
heaven in biscuit form.
I'm talking about digestive biscuits on they're own. Don't tell me you're slightly disappointed when you open the biscuit tin and it's full of digestives and not bourbons.
however Hovis biscuits are truly perfection, I mean they're even shaped like little slices of bread too.
i'm the happiest person in the world
BOURBONS ARE SHIT. ALMOST LITERALLY.
I have a theory that you have hardly any tastebuds.
that's how i know that bourbons taste like shit, because i can taste all their shitty taste. bleeeeeh.
custard creams > bourbons.
like, all grainy :'''(
It may as well be chocolate flavoured grit :(
Custard creams and Bourbons are fantastic.
like 30p for 100 or something, they are STILL really good. I think that proves how ace they are.
The supermarket brand ones are always the same size as custard creams and taste like shite.
You hatred should be reserved for those Rich Tea biscuits. Now THAT's cardboard.
I would like to take this opportunity to declare my love for Hob Nobs. Particularly the chocolate ones.
try crumbling them up in vanilla ice-cream. yum.
it is amazing
a strawberry crumble corner or some strawberry yeovalley and you have a werk ice cream delight
but once you get going they're pretty good.
unfortunately i can't resist them, so i don't buy them