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and disgustingly early/late
my roommates knocked on the door acking was i alright due to my laughter at this :'(
"feck this for a game of soldiers"
"hanging about like a knotless thread"
it's the "in FUCK" that cracks me up
'who too the jam out of your donut?'
"Who pissed in your kettle?"
who pissed on your parade
to piss on my parade?
Maybe that was another musical for a more niche market
the outdatedness of that cracks me up so much
when said by a MALE
but then i imagined a MALE saying it, and you're so so right.
so maybe tristan.
definitely not tristan.
a) not girls
b) incredibly twee
getting his accent around "cool beans"
i think the manliest you could be and get away with it is you with a fake moustache. or bamos.
maybe you have to have >1% twee to get away with it. I DON'T KNOW. I'm going to get every man i see in the next few days say it and make some sort of conclusive graph.
and i can't get away with it.
i'm roughly 23 % twee.
put that in your graph and smoke it.
that people who can get away with saying 'cool beans' are mostly hemaphrodites, aged 21, with an average twee factor of around 25%
i'm not sure i want to either. how do you measure twee?
but i AM sure i'd like to find out.
somewhere, has a proper formula for this. they're probably on dis.
and sherbert you can handle.
but in moderation.
does the fact i like Rugby and Trencher balance the statistics?
but yeah. trencher are kind of twee though?
i couldn't think of something non-girly that loads of scenester girls don't like 'ironically' or something
maybe the locust? i like the locust.
they're named after an animal lol.
you might as well like the care bear bunch.
it's a GROSS animal thought, girls don't like gross animals. so there. the care bear bunch are fucktards.
your favourite's the butch lesbian one with a mullet.
it'd be this one:
his heart tattoo is crying!
HAHAHAHA. YOU BIG EMO. YOU LIKE THAT RUBBISH EMO BAND THAT GIRLS LIKE.
no girls like stupid computer silly!
i was your top lastfm fan!!!!!! with 6 whole plays ;)
it's cause i only have the eeeeeep ep (loveingly handpainted i may add)
it's doss man!
i can't actually remember if i did anything after eeeeep!.
although i was contemplating doing a track today with slammy bass piano all over it.
and i still want to put hissing fauna through the reverb machine, to make an actually decent album.
me and james might start a band called Faded Panda, i can't play any instruments or sing that great, it's going to be sweet.
or sing at all. and i manage. a bit.
you so wrong
in the end everyone (that mattered) agreed that there are a few good songs, but it's half an album too shit. and needs more reverb.
and micro beats.
shouting things from most videogames would out of context.
"eeeettsaaa meeeee, Mario!"
It was not well received.
"THE TERROISTS WIN"
and sent to jail for 42 days with that kind of behaviour!
if not, what hope is there for us all?
and 'Mathmatically bollocks,'' or 'Scientifically guffy,''