1. Gordon Ramsay has size 15 feet!!! He looked bloody lovely on Jonathan Woss last night. Do you know anyone with extraordinarily sized feet? Roasthemonaspit has one foot two sizes bigger than the other.

2. I bought some mince pies today. Waitrose. I bet they're not going to be as nice as the cheapy cheap ones; for some reason cheap mince pies are usually nicer. I'm not fussed about Christmas but mince pies are ace.

That's all I've got.