So, does anyone reckon this actually still exists?
Have you been derided due to your lack of knowledge of organic focaccia/ferret grooming techniques recently?
Breakfast/lunch/dinner or breakfast/dinner/tea?
Castlecore or pasty faced skinny boy art rock?
Do you believe that pasta and chips is a proper meal?
Have you got an inherent fear of the grim frozen Northern wastelands and the strange ork like people who reside there?
Perhaps you went to 'That London' once and paid 89p for a Greggs sausage roll?
If so, I want to hear from YOU.