i tried on a lovely new dress and it wouldn't zip up past my ribs. i mean i've always thought my ribcage was pretty normal sized, but now it appears that it's not and i'm depressed.
i mean, i could HANDLE IT if it wouldn't zip up round my arse or something, but this is the ultimate insult.
so has any more depressing things happened to you today? just so i feel better about my MISFORTUNE.