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A fun and funky Muslim. He let me try on his turban when we were drunk. Lovely and spicy.
is that not seihks? in anycase i lived with a shiite muslim and it was amazing. he had halal burgers
no one has made that joke before
One guy, called Amed (sp?) came and one of my other flatmates actually said he hoped he wouldn't be moving in because he didn't want him making bombs in our flat. I was a bit disgusted. What are you supposed to say to that? :(
Where do you live? Texas? :p
Ah one of those notoriously bigoted kent folk!
I once saw a tramp comforting a despondent buisnessman in dundee, whilst loads of teenage mothers walked past. It was pretty amazing.
i thocht you were a glasgower? you an expat too?
but moved here for uni.
i know how you feel
Although, I'm starting to like Dundee. If I could move a certain person/few people here, it'd be lovely. Do miss Glasgow though.
Are you from Aberdeen and living somewhere else or from somewhere else and living in Aberdeen or neither?
We realy are the hardcore
its name is Demolition
They were three of the nicest people I've ever met.
And he doesn't wear a turban...but he does own alot of TNT.
Anyway, you can rate turbans here:
Rate my rape anyone?
If so, then: "I say your uncle was a crooked French Canadian"
That's all she's good for
where you practising for your probabale lead roll in the new chris morris film?
my mate use to call it Pandy Shandy...
the lil shitty shandy pop you can get in cans.
I'm so board bumbler and where the cock has craig gone, who the fuck are we meant to talk shit with? and on that freakin tip. where the cock is danny?
I've had the least productive couple of days of my lardy, wobbly life. What have you been sticking your nose into?
dirty bass drenched dance floor music that makes yoru head nod so hard you thinks ots gona come off.
Not much else, I'm tryin to get some kinda job / life / cash but it's not really workin out to well at the moment.
Oh man but on Thursday next week I'm off to see a new theater prodction that is writen by Stewart Lee that should be pretty damn wicked.
What's this new production? I havn't heard anthing about it. You got any weblinks to your music?
I'm sitting with some mates watching 'Bernards Watch,'' 'Spooks of Bottle Bay,'' and other CITV childrens 'classics'' on YouTube. It makes you realise how futile this duff-life is.
its at a lil venue in the middle of know where near my house. Lee has done a comedy show there before it was soooo goood. It holds like 100 odd people and I mean fuckin odd! its full of old people and local farmer types then some people who head some one good was on from out of town...
'With Simon Munnery as Queen Elizabeth 1 and Miles Jupp as Sir Walter Raleigh. Directed by Owen Lewis
Raleigh introduces Elizabeth, the wittiest, wisest and most unforgiving of all English Queens. Walter's in love with Elizabeth, the spiritual embodiment of England. But will he end up in her bed, or will he lose his head?
Potatoes, tobacco, Elizabethan dance, cross-dressing, xenophobia and laughs galore from the team behind Johnson And Boswell - Late but Live, which played to critical acclaim at the Traverse Theatre during the 2007 Edinburgh festival.
"dementedly enjoyable" Scotsman ****
"behold, ladies and gentlemen, the bizarre, wonderful, crazed and incongruous introduction to what is Elizabeth and Raleigh: Late but Live." The Herald *****'
the music is Starkey at the moment its some mad dubstep / street bass urban grime / bassline / hiphop mashup its so good.
I got his album on promo to review
He was a really nice guy and taught me how to make curry.
He supported England in Football but not Cricket.
i never see him though. i think think he sleeps one hour a day. also, he put hot chocolate powder and dry pasta in the fridge.