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"Now just follow myself"
I know that someone had a rant a while ago about people who use 'myself' when they should be using 'me', but I cannae be arsed to look it up.
I went to the bank today and the woman who was helping me said this to me. I nearly started laughing, but managed to keep it to just a desparing, strained smile. She had a MASSIVE arse too.