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Except the Jews go right to left
i might start measuring
(skipping along the parameters of irony and undistilled racism)
It's like asking if the Pope's satan
Or blasphemy...you make your own minds up. I'm a polemical force, yeah.
i'm glad someone spots the sarc.
i realised how much i admire white, middle class, southern, males trying to be funny, because we got fuck all material to start with......
play on words is it. good stuff.
it might come in some cases over time
but he does shit in the woods.
Red squirrels, strangely, shit in the vatican.
a Russian KGB agent would say to a handler in the park whilst exchanging briefcases of stolen nuclear documents.
sorry everyone. crap gag. if only i was black.
'whats the deal with fucking squirrels...fucking blacks are like reds...and whites are like greys...y'know what i'm saying?'
my certainly couldn't make it that far on a jolly!
You touched a printed version of one on the Guardians woodland critters wall chart.......in your room......in Rayleigh, Essex
haven't even spoken to a nice squirrel in ages. i'm so lonely.
I'm not sure what God made me for. I think I may be one of the duff models that the incompetant workers keep inorder to fill there production quota.
at one point does the family start to question my not having had a squirrel for so long
Assorted nut factory?
huh? am i right?
i might write a thesis or 500 words in the back of G2. most articles like this based on bollocks that isn't really true and can't actually be proved with more than two examples isn't it?
i'm looking at you joe queenan
I want to have friends in University! I don't want to spend my days envisaging the torrid affair I could have with an Attractive Sally if only I was a buffed-up morning runner.