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Wake up!
Hello there! This is the time where I have a plug of some sort plugged into my ars and shaaaazzaammm I'm awake! Come on you filthy lot wake up! And you foreign people abroad, hello there! Or maybe you're not foreign, (PC), just er abroad! For anyone that does reply, would you like to play a game?! It's called mars bar and snickers. That's right! Someone asks 'do you prefer this or that, and you reply one or the other. Genius! Or to shut me up one of you lucky lot can play minsweeper with me on msn! Coooooooorrrrr blimey, an offer you can't refuse!
buzz buzz!
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What? Whos's there?
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PINT!
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Please please forgive me!
:-)
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Ok a question. Myspace or faceparty?
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Anyone but Phil Collins.
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Pirates or Superheroes?
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Hey thundercat :D
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A fine choice of spiritual parent.
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Well Nicole I suppose....
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So what we chatting about? Can't be arsed to read at half midnight!
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*cringe*
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I could then sell my story to the papers all over the world! MWAHAHAHA!
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As the question I ask the most is 'Can I touch your breasts?'
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James Blunt or David Gray to hades first?
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Eat poo or drink wee?
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Saw DG at an industry gig last month for his new album and actually quite enjoyed it!
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worst torture
the rack or chinese drip
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if you're hydrated/drunk enough it just comes out as waterish stuff anyway.
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On the rack they just stretch you til your bones break.
I wouldn't want to eat/drink any bodily fluids though comcools post about pee being able to be drunk is meant to be true
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How are you today?
Sounds I love:
Sounds I hate:
Tell us about something delicious.
Right now, I smell like:
What is your favourite item of clothing?
Yes, I really am this bored!
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Sounds I hate: Teeth grinding
Tell us about something delicious. Toffee
Right now, I smell like: Beer and cheap Czech spirits
What is your favourite item of clothing? Underwear or Army Helmet
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Sounds I love: Music
Sounds I hate: The builders who have been at my house for two years at 8am every fricking morning-even saturdays
Tell us about something delicious: warm turkey and bacon baguettes
Right now, I smell like: death
What is your favourite item of clothing?
customised pair of jeans
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Sounds I love: My cat's purr.
Sounds I hate: Wasps.
Tell us about something delicious. A Balti from my local curry house. If you give them an extra ten pounds, they'll also give you a nice, fat spliff.
Right now, I smell like: Clinical waste. I've been handling it all day.
What is your favourite item of clothing? My stripey shirt. It rules.
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That's a sixtenth, a few spliffs from that.
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Sounds I love: the new sufjan stevens album. it calms me
Sounds I hate: the builders next door which start 7am every morning
Tell us about something delicious. my mum's apple and blackcurrant crumble which she gave me on sunday
Right now, I smell like: biscuits please
What is your favourite item of clothing? my stripey belt
Yes, I really am this bored! yes you seem it
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What do you think is the one thing that is wrong in the world today?
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Sounds I love: Birds, beautiful singing, the female orgasm.
Sounds I hate: Workmen shouting, my door opening in the morning!
Tell us about something delicious. my mum's baileys creme brulee
Right now, I smell like: me
What is your favourite item of clothing? my new dunlops.
What do you think is the one thing that is wrong in the world today? me being single.
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What do you think is the one thing that is wrong in the world today?
People either think too much or too little (see Bush)
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Tell us about something delicious: Brown toast with butter
Right now, I smell like: Toothpaste
What is your favourite item of clothing? Comic strip converse
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Sounds I love: keyboard noise
Sounds I hate: the sound of the baby crying in the next door neighbours house, the little shit won't shut up.
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Sounds I love: hotgirlscoolguys - the vacumn cleaner
Sounds I hate: That countdown clock music - the girl in my office's shrill laugh
Tell us about something delicious. Well chocolate cake with hot fudge and ice cream or the cappucino I had this morning are the best I can come up with.
Right now, I smell like: faint soap
What is your favourite item of clothing? a lost pink wool hat with ears attached.
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Sounds I love: Waves and water trickling down the window pane.
Sounds I hate: My mum having sex with her new man.
Tell us about something delicious. My garlic mushroom omlette. Sprinkled with a bit of salt and pepper.
Right now, I smell like: baby oil
What is your favourite item of clothing? My reindeer PJ's, that I wear throughout all seasons. I also have very nice buckerneer boots.
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Lets all lube up!
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Giving people something to do at 1am is a wonder gift to give!
Marmite....love it.....or hate it?
I love it.
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Sharky And George formed an integral part of my childhood.
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Or do think a child called Joshua Optimus Prime Stabb will get bullied? Actually, no kid is gonna mess with someone with the middle name Optimus Prime!!!
I would like to point out that I am NOT expecting a child.
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I might shake their hand in respect.
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Sounds I love: Kim Deal's voice. The sea
Sounds I hate: Phones
Tell us about something delicious. No. I hate food.
Right now, I smell like: Me
What is your favourite item of clothing? My Flying jacket
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That is very fun. If you're bored and trying not to reach out and touch faith.
Faith being the beer, obviously.
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Stabby, go go go before you turn into a sexual predator!
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Don't get too oily.
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