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My face hurts :)
followed by yr face hurting?
ami the only one whos mind wandered that way?
so predictable love :(
did you watch it? please do!
it was lolsome
not all of it mind,but mai gawd
appreciate the offer, you're too kind.
i'm sure you'll get plenty of offers here.
*creates fake account*
...and it ruined my LIFE".
I can just see it now.
"Q. How can I tell if my penis is big enough?
A. The simple answer is that it's almost certainly big enough, boys are all kinds of shapes and sizes. Remember people are interested in your personality, too."
with an empty bottle covered in her own vomit!" I've never heard someone sounding so chirpy in all my life.
Have you watched the True or False one as well? That's even better. And the Q&A section, well..
"Q. I have small tits. Will I ever get a boyfriend?"
like big gay al!
LOL I GET IT, LIKE A PENIS.
Computer: "Boys and girls thinking about wanting to start having sex..."
Me: *Scrambles for mute button*
Dad: "What the fucking hell was that!?"
Me: "Er, bloody pops ups for fuckssakes..."
Dad: "Yeah you want to get rid of those bastards."
I probably should've warned people about that. SORRY :(
don't worry - he probably just really thinks you're watching porn while he watches telly. Father/sons understand these things.
especially since he's 22!
I found a porno VHS of his before so it kind of cancels it out
I've got this bookmarked now too.
The story synch'd up brilliantly with St Jacques. Amazing.
pressuring the girl.
It was the other way round for me :'(
That's what it's for yeah?
Go on world...deliver them to me
Scottish women need help. They don't get laid and they fall to pieces.
my scottish friend was getting handjobs from his sisters friends when he was about 11 or something equally criminal. sex-mad penis-addicts.
I've been after Norfolk lasses ever since I was told a tale of them being so bored that they'd suck off geezers in the park for cider.
So far I'm 0-0. :(
i'm not ready for marriage just yet
thank you for cheering me up!
That's it! You're pure chucked, Helene!
Apparently the Q&A is worth a look too. Warning to the day crew: loud and not exactly safe for work...