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Mine is the sea-or more precisely being out of my depth and surrounded by horrid sea creatures.
Now you go.
and evidence of this forcing me to confront the terrible secret that lurks within my genetic past.
the missing link
my great-great-great grandfather was an explorer in the Congo who took a mysterious- some say foreign, some say monstrous- bride during one of his travels there...
Many say my family is squat, hairy; many of my cousins, aunts, uncles, etc have been born simian or somehow otherwise deformed...
WHAT HAPPENED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDPA WHYMAN?!?!?!?!
drowning, having my legs amputated but having the misfortune to not die, the impending sense of dread of spending christmas at home
It's not going to be as dull as mine. I can rest assured that there'll be the annual dinner table argument to make things a little more interesting.
Its just boring and they quickly get irritated with me being there. Its just generally an unenjoyable few days. Hardly a biggest fear really, just fancied moaning about it as I'm already getting bombarded with
err, anyway, bombarded with "What dates are you visiting at christmas??" emails in October. Pfft.
well at least you know you're wanted. I need to sort out going back for a bit during reading week. Byebye 40 quid on trainfare.
being in a crowded room
people knowing/seeing things about me that i think are really embarassing, but probably aren't by their standards, so they wouldn't even laugh or know my shame.
reincarnations the way forwards for you.
for your problem may I suggest ships or land.
but surely you must find the idea of being tortured for eternity scary