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The Official List of Possible Starts to Porn
By request:
#1: (obviously) You are at home lounging about in the living room there is a knock on the door. You take off your shirt (because it's hot) and go to the front door. The Fed Ex girl is there, wearing a low-cut top and hot pants. For some reason she needs you to sign for your copy of Season 4 of The Wire with your knob. On her breasts. Grudgingly, you ascede to her request.